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May 2nd, 2012
kenichi_bokushi
 | 03:59 pm - Did the Simpsons do it, too?
I was watching this week's South Park, and it looks like Cartman's got his own mythical creature only he can see, and who he chases around, much to the confusion of onlookers!
(Note: not quite safe for work)
SPIH
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April 7th, 2012
zephyrnyx9095
 | 10:20 am - Top 5 Happiest Countries
HI guys! It's me, angela_shadow13.. This is my new account...
Anyway, I was watching Today's News on NBC (?) when they featured the top 5 happiest countries in the world. So, top 5 is Canada (really??), I cant remember the top 4, 3, 2, and 1, but I'm sure the Netherlands was there somewhere (and other Nordics..). But what cracked me up was the Top 1: Denmark... And then my fangirl mind went haywire... LOL
TNT5HCIH (Today's News Top 5 Happiest Countries is Hetalia)
Current Mood: chipper
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March 31st, 2012
nike2422
 | 04:40 pm - If Bill Maher says it ...
... it must be true!
Last night on "Real Time with Bill Maher" the host of the show called Florida "America's Dick."
Bill Maher is Hetalia.
Current Mood: mischievous
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March 28th, 2012
apathymoon
 | 02:32 pm - I know this is sort of preposterous.. but MLIH!
So there I was, studying for our upcoming exam in our subject (Social Deviance and Crime), when I noticed..
( Yeah..GerIta next to each other )
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March 9th, 2012
idraax
 | 05:31 pm
So, I was looking though my Lj feed and found an ask me anything post that went like this:
So, everyone always says that eating a cheeseburger will kill you. I frequently eat cheeseburgers (yum!), I am not dead.
a) So, why do people always say that eating a cheeseburger will kill you?
and b) Why hasn't it killed me yet?
My first thought: America is that you?
Ask Me Anything Is Hetalia
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February 20th, 2012
ichii_lemoncat
 | 09:00 am
So I'm doing art history homework and I have to srop and face palm when I read that an essentially French architectural feature is 'Deeply penetrated openings'
It's just way too inappropriate
MLIH
Current Mood: amused
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February 15th, 2012
February 10th, 2012
nike2422
 | 07:26 am - He's a member in full standing of the EU too, Feliks
Wow Poland, when even Belgium thinks you're being a jerk to Lithuania ...
Poland should be more sensitive towards Lithuania
Silly Feliks, he still thinks he gets to boss everyone else around. Toris is finally getting his fill of it.
TNIH (That News article is Hetalia)
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January 21st, 2012
lil_yoni01
 | 02:42 am - Drink with your boots!
... literally (well, almost).
Apparently, a certain website sells "curiously amazing gifts" from necktie lumber to gummy bear shot glasses - even beer glasses the shape of boots. Yep, boot-shaped glasses. They even have a video of a wannabe-German advertising the stuff to go with it.
Needless to say, my mind was blown.
BBAH (Beer Boots are Hetalia)
Current Location: home
Current Music: Gust of Heir (HS)
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January 20th, 2012
destinyshiva
 | 12:53 pm
So. Just had a lecture on US Politics, because we Brits generally don't have a clue what the hell the US system is. Which was rather fun in itself.
So. The guy presenting it was American. That's a hot plus (have a throb in my heart for most American accents). He was kinda young. He was blond. He had glasses. Oh, and muscular to boot.
Which begs a question. Why are you living in England, America, and why are you lecturing us?
MLIH.
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January 16th, 2012
catherine44123
 | 07:04 pm - Colombian Mall Is Hetalia
I was in Colombia during my winter vacation. I visited a lot of Colombian malls, and this one was especially confusing. They had it separated by areas labeled by numbers.And so we were searching for souvenir shops when something happened to catch my eye:
Regular person sees: Spa Manos (Spa Hands)
Hetalia fan sees: SpaManos
It made me laugh out loud and my grandma eyed me cautiously, I don't even ship Spamano XD
CMIH (Colombian Mall is Hetalia)
Current Location: Florida, nuff' said
Current Mood: energetic
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catherine44123
 | 06:55 pm - This Label is Hetalia
I was at my school's office, bored. Then I randomly flipped over an empty Holiday candy container and it said:
DUBBLE BUBBLE MADE IN CANADA
CONTAINER MADE IN CHINA
PACKED BY HILCO CORPORATION
KING OF PRUSSIA
PA 19406 US
XD So apparently Canada, China, Prussia, and America got together to package bubble gum
TLIH
Current Location: Florida, nuff said
Current Mood: bouncy
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January 15th, 2012
doodlebugg14
 | 05:15 am - Poland Is Hiding...
So... I was trying to find the phone number of my friend a few days ago, so I looked in my neighborhood directory thing. It's just a flimsy paper book that's stapled in the middle to hold it together, so when I opened up the book, it flipped to the middle page. Then what to my wandering eyes fall upon but the most glorious thing I've ever seen?
"Polly Lukaszewicz"
Apparently, Poland lives in my neighborhood. And he's not doing a very good job at hiding that, either. Because I was freaking out for quite a while.
MNIH (My Neighborhood Is Hetalia)
Current Location: My Beautiful Neighborhood
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: My heater...
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January 10th, 2012
007dragonstar
 | 07:19 am - Totally forgot to say this sooner -_-
So, last week or so I visited the Lowell Observatory in Arizona. On one of the tours we were discussing the nineeight planets of the solar system, and when getting to Neptune the guide talked about how two guys, one from England and one from France, were trying to beat each other at finding Neptune using only math.
If I remember correctly, the Englishman made the calculations first, but when he sent his info in, it was ignored, so the Frenchman ended up getting the credit for discovering that planet.
Oh, England and France. Even in the name of science, you still can't get along.
Neptune(or Astronomy)IH
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January 4th, 2012
xcherrychanx
 | 10:29 pm - A VERY short text..
Today me and my stepfather talked about Canada.
After a while I swear he said America instead of Canada.
Me: America??....
My stepfather: Woops, Uhh, I mean, CANADA!
Me: *burst out laughing* OMG, MLIH. Wahah, sorry I am not laughing at you!
My stepfather: ..... -_-
MSIH (My stepfather is Hetalia)
Current Location: Su-San
Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Gentle Breeze
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January 3rd, 2012
kahlanaisling
 | 01:40 am - Turkey/Iceland, America's new OTP
First time poster, long-time lurker. Hope I'm doing this right. ^^
So a few days ago, my family went hiking. Nothing notable, nothing important happened until we got to the end of the trail and everyone but me was staring at the map trying to figure out how much ground we'd covered. My little sister, who is just over six years old and can't quite pronounce words yet, suddenly announced, "Turkey Iceland!"
I ship Turkey/Iceland ever so slightly~ Needless to say, I spazzed a bit before finding out that it was actually "Turkey Island." But "Island" is "Iceland" in Norwegian so whatever, you know? I shall forever call it Turkey Iceland in my head.
ThatIslandIsHetalia.
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December 30th, 2011
darkangel160
 | 11:17 pm
I went to go see Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows a few days back, which had a whole heaping dose more of Hetalia than I expected.
It started with the simple discussion of tension between countries like France and Germany being at arms with each other or something. Then, when Holmes is riding a pony, he's shouting "Germany isn't going anywhere!" (It makes sense in context).
Finally, on top of all that, they were holding a peace summit...in Switzerland. And they mentioned more than once how all the nations were willing to shoot each other rather than get along as the meeting was supposed to. All the ambassadors came with their rulers, so I was trying so hard to supress my excitement as I pictured the nations as the "ambassadors" with their bosses. I bet they caused a lot of chaos even WITHOUT Moriarty or Holmes
SHIH (Sherlock Holmes is Hetalia)
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December 25th, 2011
sylverice
 | 07:21 pm - Even on Christmas...
So, it's Christmas, and I was watching The Grinch (the animated version) with my family. In case you don't know, the Grinch is this green dude that tries to steal Christmas from all the happy Whos down in Whoville. Anyway, the Grinch has a dog, and he makes him help him, even though the dog is afraid of him. Also, he lives in the cold mountains, all alone. I bet you can guess where my mind went. I was like "Russia! You're in this movie???" Except not out loud, because my family doesn't know Hetalia. Plus, I imagine Little Cindy Lu-who as Liechtenstein. Now, I think my mind is just starved for Hetalia, since I haven't seen it in a while but please tell me I'm not the only one who sees the similarities. Anyway, I don't think I've ever enjoyed that movie as much as I did today.
The Grinch Is Hetalia.
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December 21st, 2011
December 20th, 2011
kenichi_bokushi
| 05:04 am - Mario becomes a bit more Italian
We all know that Mario, the Italian plumber, is a lot braver than our fandom's resident Italians ... but what if he wasn't? Let's see what would happen if Mario acted more ... Hetalia!Italian.
The cartoon already overdid pasta jokes, so that aside ...
MarioIsHetalia
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December 15th, 2011
mimitchi101
 | 11:46 pm - Greek guys
Tonight, I went to a mediterranean restaurant for a dinner party, and one of the cooks was Greek. He was very friendly, always came to our table to speak to my father. He would speak about how beautiful Greece is, and insisted that we try his mother's ekmek for dessert. "My mother showed me how to make it; our best selling dessert!" He seemed to be pretty easy going, and seemed to do more talking than working.
The guy sitting in front of me said to my dad, "He doesn't work much, does he?"
My dad said, "He's Greek!"
That cook is Hetalia
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December 13th, 2011
itsukochan
 | 04:02 pm
Today, one of my teachers showed us a song called The Trees.
It's about maple trees protesting that oak trees are taking their light, honestly. It's a metaphorical song, though.
Anyways, the way the song just was, I could not help but think of Matthew as the maple trees and Alfred as the oak trees.
Then my teacher even says, "You know, the band that sings this is Canadian, and Canada's flag has a maple leaf on it. What if they're thinking of themselves as the maple trees... and Americans are the oaks? Are the Canadians mad at us? For taking... their spotlight?"
ThatSongIsHetalia
Current Location: Oak Tree
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December 5th, 2011
itsukochan
 | 03:45 pm
Today in my French class, we were having a little party and everyone was encouraged to bring French food.
The girl next to me (we're both American) says, "I was going to bring scones since I saw some at the store, but my dad said they're British..."
I told her yes, they are British and bringing them to a French food party seems rather insulting.
The Canadian girl in front of me whips around and says, "Wait.. scones are British? I thought they were French too!"
I don't think Francis nor Arthur would be amused by this.
LifeIsHetalia
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December 3rd, 2011
dinosquirrel
 | 11:33 pm - A Quick Story for Y'all
Over Thanksgiving break, my mom told us stories of when we were kids. Apparently, when my sister and I were little, we were obsessed with marriage (like most little girls are). I would have a wedding every week, marrying my little sister to my brother. After a while, my brother got bored of it, but we still forced him to (because it was fun! And it was still at the time when I was the biggest).
My mom freaked out a little and made me stop when my sister told her she loved him, and wanted to marry him for real.
The conversation pretty much went like this:
"I love him. I want to marry him."
"NO he is your brother you can't do that."
"But I love him."
So, yea. I spent pretty much the entire time gasping for breath, with my mom staring at me like "it's not even that funny it's creepy and partially your fault."
...She's not like that anymore, though, so we're (mostly) okay now.
MLIsoooH
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November 29th, 2011
nike2422
 | 03:36 pm - Ivan, when will you get over your obsession with China?
The only reason I ask is because ...
That TV channel is Hetalia
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November 28th, 2011
January 2nd, 2003
ketchupcracker
 | 02:45 am
I found this on my dash:
( The guy is a bit too French to be British though )
I'm now imagining England saying these things... to annoy/amuse/troll America.
Tumblr is Hetalia
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November 25th, 2011
usawkward
 | 03:36 pm
He's back again.
I can't even express how awesome that is, besides how he's now on the same level as Sealand...
ThisCountryIH
Current Location: Alfred's left hand
Current Mood: hyper
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November 20th, 2011
statuess
 | 01:04 am - Oh, TV Tropes..!
From Hitler Ate Sugar:
"This trope was a major problem for the left nationalist movement in Canada during the 1960's. [...] For many people in the left nationalist, acknowledging that Mathews took things too far"
Matthews is the surname of someone mentioned in the entry, but for a moment I thought it was code for 'Canadians'. ^3^;
TV Tropes IH.
Current Mood: stuckonTVTropes
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November 18th, 2011
doodlebugg14
| 04:21 pm - ಠ_ಠ
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15790452
...Well, Belarus should be happy...
Current Location: A dark, scary place
Current Mood: scared
Current Music: I Am European
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destinyshiva
| 06:39 pm - "Eating like the English could save 4,000 lives a year" (In UK)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15561501
*Poker face*.
*FAILING*.
So yes, a study shows that all the other UK nations are not eating as well as England is, apparently - and that they should switch to England's diet, because it's better for them and could save lives. Reported by, of course, the BBC.
(Oh. Dear).
BBC Is Hetalia.
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November 17th, 2011
November 16th, 2011
itsukochan
| 04:07 pm
There's a girl in my class from Canada. Today she was saying that the seniors at her previous school would go on a trip to Cuba every year. She said that she really wanted to go, but now that she's technically American, it would probably be a bad idea.
SheIsHetalia
Current Location: United States of Alfred
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November 15th, 2011
ketchupcracker
| 03:59 pm - Food porn?
I saw this on my facebook wall...
Not surprised about Italy's (Pasta) and America's (Hotdogs)...
Current Location: In my mom's bathroom
Current Mood: hungry
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alex_marr
| 02:29 pm - Job is Hetalia
Well, I'm working here in China, as an English Teacher (American) My Big Boss is China, but the English Boss is Canada.
Lets just say, Canada and America don't get along....Canada is really a D*ck.....America puts up with it, even if it drives America crazy that Canada is on top. (Yes, he also used the "You know Canada tops America right"....please) One day, America had enough. Bought some long soft toy that if you pull it long enough and let it go, it snaps and hurts the person who in on the end of the said toy. Well, I ask my Canada Boss, if he could hold one "End" and I could old the other "end." to see how far we could pull the toy before it breaks. For the life of me, I could not understand how he could not have seen that coming. Its like what, the oldest prank in the book? Just my luck, he happened to hold the toy waist high....oh, It was so hard to to bust up laughing...hahaha....I let go....
Canada screamed "Ah, my bawls....ohhh....."
While in mid-jump, falls to the ground, in a fetal position. Couple "ohh's" later and "oh my god, what happend." ( Like 30 sec. on the ground) He slowly gets to his knees and stay's there for awhile. (So laughing hard at the moment while this was going on, same with typing. Tears are in my eyes.)
Two of my students who also saw this, cracked up laughing. Canada looked up at me, I looked down at him. It was my moment of Awesome.....then I had to go to class, I had a huge smile on my face.
The next day....Canada was like, "Good game, wait till I get you back....won't be now....it will be when you forget it. Like Family Guy, "Where's my money""
So, now I have something to look forward to.
My Job is Hetalia
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November 14th, 2011
lezhara
 | 03:00 pm
Today I checked my wonderful RSS reader to find that John Green's tumblr was updated! Wonderfu--
Oh. My God. Why can I imagine a chibi Grandpa Rome looking down at a map of Europe and drawing this?! WHILE WEARING A LITTLE DRAGON HALLOWEEN ONESIES COSTUME? I am so very sorry Corsica and Sardinia! D: Maybe dragon Roma-jiichan will turn his attention to the British Isles, which look like a giant piece of rock about to crash into his head?
Memories of Hetaween very fresh. Watching EatYourKimchi. SIMON.
http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/12786562445/i-am-concerned-about-sardinia#notes-container
ThisPostIsHetalia
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November 11th, 2011
itsukochan
 | 04:10 pm
Lately I've noticed a lot of British movies have French villains.
Today I was watching Ratatouille, and I noticed the creepy-critic guy has a British accent.
This is a two-way road, huh?
MoviesAreHetalia
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destinyshiva
| 05:17 pm
THIS. After seeing Hetaween 2011, I can never watch Batman the same again.
Life Is Hetalia.
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November 10th, 2011
onlyforhetalia
 | 11:50 pm - Now I Understand
I know that sometimes when I walk places I get this intense look on my face, and it only gets scarier the more I think about it. And the harder I try to seem happy the scarier it gets, once I start thinking about it there's no way back! Usually just talking to someone I know will wipe the intense expression off.
But I was going to my locker in band, and I this kind was standing in my way. So I was going to ask him to move, but he turned and saw me and before I could saw anything he fell into the lockers trying to get out of my way. Then he kind of ran away....
Poor Sweden, I finally understand his pain. MLIH.
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November 9th, 2011
dinosquirrel
| 03:10 pm
Today we got an e-mail where some dude stole this girl's purse, so we have to be careful (or something I dunno). When describing the guy, it said, "The male subject, who was wearing a red hoodie, is described as being approximately 5 feet, 9 inches tall and about 20 years old." Instantly, I thought "Canada?" So. Canada is a petty criminal, now.
In other news, some people in band were talking about a cheerleader that graduated last year. She was really pretty, had long pale blonde hair, wore a giant bow on her head, and never, ever smiled. I'm kind of sad I missed her. :D
MySchool IH
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November 6th, 2011
china93
| 09:08 pm - Lithuanian Mcdonalds
I was surfing around on Youtube and found a Mcdonalds commercial in Lithuanian. In it there was a guy who had a crush on a girl since he was a child. The whole thing reminded me of Lithuania's crush on Belarus and even though she's Lithuanian, I think the girl looked kind of like Natalia.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCRbE2_90bA
That commercial is Hetalia.
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November 2nd, 2011
ceylon_tae
 | 05:01 pm - MAKARON
Himaruya wasn't just arbitrarily picking sweets when he drew the macaron last April.
No, not at all. He picked the best.
In this description of American efforts make good macarons outside of France (and largely failing), you can almost hear Francis crooning about the practice, the art, the soul of the macaron. And of course, the descriptions of the macaron border on verbal food porn.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/02/dining/reviews/airy-macarons-nyc-review.html?src=me&ref=general
Making macarons is best left to your lover, Francis Hetalia.
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itsukochan
| 03:42 pm
From Economics again, because that class is insanely fun.
My teacher was reviewing multipliers, giving us examples of consumption and savings data.
He said, "Okay, let's go a step away from some random person and do... a country. And the country is.... Sealand. Sealand decided to give his 5 citizens a pay-raise, so his government spending adds up to..... £100. That's a lot for a tiny country like Sealand. Yeah."
Everyone (except me) was giving him a blank stare. One guy asked if he just made-up some random country.
EconomicsIs(Very)Hetalia
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kuaispeed
 | 05:49 pm
Last night, I went to my England's drama production. Inside that production, there was a character called Arthur Kirkland. He basically uses a time-travelling watch to go back in time and sacrifice his life to help some ghosts rest in peace.
MLIH (with a bit of HetaOni in the form of time travel)
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: This is Hetaween
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November 1st, 2011
darkangel160
 | 06:58 pm
In my film class, we had to watch and analyze an Italian neo-realist movie called Ossessione (Obsession) made during WWII. In the film, there's a character only known as "lo Spagnolo" which basically translates to "The Spaniard." He's a traveling vagabond who lives the carefree life, his short dark hair is a little bit curly, he strikes a friendship with the Italian male lead, AND there's a fair amount of sexual tension between the two.
One of my classmates even suggested the character might represent a caricature of the nation of Spain.
The only thing missing was a tomato, and he's be a perfect Antonio.
OIH (Ossessione Is Hetalia)
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October 30th, 2011
destinyshiva
| 09:32 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15511081
"Cameron threat to dock some UK aid to anti-gay nations".
Basically, long story short... The UK may stop giving aid to governments that do not reform legislation banning homosexuality. (Those that do not adhere to basic human rights).
Oh England. Your boss is for allowing homosexual marriage in the UK, too. What have you been asking him?
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October 29th, 2011
idraax
| 09:36 pm
Does anyone else think that the guy in the Maple Story ads looks like Canada without the ahoge?
Maple Story is Hetalia
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October 27th, 2011
nike2422
 | 09:38 pm - Latvia ... that's just wrong.
Tourism websites love having catchy slogans, but the slogan for Latvia's tourist website is just wrong.
LATVIA - BEST ENJOYED SLOWLY
My mind is gone.
That website is Hetalia.
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eikihakuren
| 09:29 pm - ...Some teachers are the best
So me and my Nordic obsessed friend have ancient history together (and will fangirl about vikings) the techer who teaches theis class is having a baby soon so another one is going to replace her.... as the new teacher introduced herself she told us that her last name was swiss even though she looked latin but what got me and my friend really going was that the fact the sides of her family came from France and England... FRUK any one?
on another note the teacher that is having the baby use to have a British accent but got rid of it when people laughed at her... I wish i was there to hear that but then again i wouldn't learn anyhting if that happend just like in Math~ where my Italian math teacher speaks with an italian accent that sounds like a female italy from dub...you learn so much and the ita-bros have concored my math note (cuz that all they'll ever concor)
MyTeacher(s)IsHetalia
location: if i told you, you wouldn't even know
mood: very very amused
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